2008-1-21 - I’ve streamlined my journal entries and various writing projects into one folder named “daily work.” My account of the 21st of January, 2008 is both the substance and story of the work I did that day. It was mostly waiting; I went to the hospital. One of my toes is a bit off, and I wanted someone to take a look at it. So I rolled onto the bus at Vetrnik and down the hill to Nemocnice Motol, our local teaching/University hospital. As far as we can tell, it’s a reputable institution. But it is Czech, and so it is at times just….different.
The folks at the foreign section desk sent me to Surgery. About 1.5 hour wait, and then a nice visit with a MUDr. and his assisting sestra (an awkward Czechism– a holdover from nun-hospitals? –especially for folks like our friend Viktor, who is a nurse, or in Czech, a “sister.”) He looked my toe over carefully and decided that he didn’t know; could be a fungus, some sort of embolism…but the flesh still seems healthy…I’m giving gory details here because that’s how it went, the MUDr. and I conversing about what was going on. It was odd to be so dialectical there on the gauze-topped table.
And disappointing in its inconclusivity. But I am reassured that nothing’s going to “start fallin’ off a man” anytime soon, and he said to come right back if something changes in the next few days. Before I left, I got a transfer to dermatology, and the sestra complimented my Czech.
Upstairs at “skin services” (dermatology wasn’t on the list, but I got the words worked out eventually after staring at the big hospital map for a while) we had some communication problems, and I thought I was waiting for service..but was just sitting there. when I approached the door the first lady pointed to, a nurse who kept ushering other patients in and out told me to wait.
I listened to some consort music, the end of a lecture on Evil, a talk by Melvin Butler on his research in Jamaican pentecostal churches. and on the whole was doing pretty well on the patience thing.
After another two hours, I asked again, and got the same stream of Czech:
“you need to ORDER.”
I asked what that means.
“It means….Order!”
Ah. we are really getting places here.
“I’m an idiot. A foreigner. I don’t know what that word means in this context, it’s the one I use when I get water at a restaurant. Could you please explain?”
When she switched into “you’re an idiot” mode, things got clearer. She had been telling me to”set up an appointment” – But the door she kept pointing to was locked, with a big sign that said “Do Not Knock” on it, and its hefty sestra was having none of me. So my third time there at the main reception, the lady snatched my referral paper, and came back with the first possible appointment, for 14/2, Valentine’s day, at 10am written at the top.
Bless you, Czech. My whole day is gone.